April Showers?

Operatives have been asking me whether we should abide by the hose pipe ban.


They remind me we're a top secret organisation whose job is to bring terror to the world, and chaos to our enemies.
They say, quite rightly , "that nothing in the world [should] stop [us] now". 
They even point out that we have #tolddaveeverything by posting our concerns and reasoning here on the SPECTRE blog.  So if we broke the ban he'd be to blame .


And yes: these are all valid points and I have listened. Listened Operatives. I truly have.


However, what is the point trying to take over the world, and remake it in the image of cat - if there's no world left for us to inherit because the humans have "droughtified" it all? Go on answer that one! And so Operatives, if you are in an area that has banned the use of hosepipes  My orders are to abide by it.


Our Tree Division is of course exempt from this directive, and those Operatives who have care of Piranha tanks will also be able to gather and use water freely...


I await news from our allies the Dragons, but I think we can safely say that they will not be using Water anyway!


Yes, it is a pain. But we must show these humans that we cats and our allies are responsible dicators.


On a lighter note




It's been a whirl of Hollywood here. We've had a film crew in the HQ so Z liberated one of the cameras and is putting together a small #spectre video on our journey to world domination...


Keep your eyes peeled and no doubt it will be up on youtube  at some point.


And finally:


I see 007 has been giving interviews about his latest training film. If the BBC has been able to infiltrate his base of operations - why can't we?


Heads will roll....


Rover and Out