Tuesday, 10 April 2012

Musings from Number 1 - April 10th

Welcome to all new allies - those following us on Twitter @blofelds_cats and those likers of our facebook page  http://www.facebook.com/pages/Rover-Blofeld/263292643751215.


Easter is a time for spending with families and Operatives here at Spectre have been exploring the family in their various different missions. Our ally the Pub  -@poringlandoak has been putting on activities  known as a beer festival, and despite the rain it seems it was a success. 

@hutchinsondave - our intrepid undercover cat - has increased his understanding of all things human by attending a convention known as Easter Con. He reported back that these t-shirt wearing, sci-fi and fantasy-loving, humans would make excellent allies - as they all seem to like cats. This news is pleasing. 
As is word from@ OlsenHaliker and @davey_deee, who declare their experiments into the  "scents to wear when preparing for world domination" appear to be succeeding in duping our human targets.


We have advanced diplomacy this holiday by introducing the Dragons of @llechweddDragon to both the  @CCLRsteamtrains and Zebra of Scotland in the shape of @Beany_Z. We hope these new alliances will bear fruit.


Good news has been received from @wallewallewalle - and about time too - who has become an Aunt - whatever one of those is and @callimund feel that Operation "prove wet is dry" warrants further investigation


Concerns  - unfortunately - have risen from accounts department as  Largo has been spending again without putting chitties in for signing. He tells us he has the receipts but we fear he has been lying to us again. I feel we may need to ask @redrosaklebb to deal with him


Otherwise,   Heads will roll


Rover and Out

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