Musings from the Chief

It's a tough world out there. Whoever said achieving world domination was easy, never had to contend with paws! 

Which reminds me Ming (AKA @DrBizzaro)  Accounts want to know if you have  sorted your nail parlour DD?


Still, here we are again facing another Operation Weekend and it is good to know that our ally pub @poringlandoak is, once again, at the helm.

In order to ensure you humans do not realise that it is really the Cats and their allies who are in control: Ally Pub has created a fun filled weekend involving darts practice (I suspect Pub really means Spear Chucking) for the finals on the 11th May,  and a birthday party is also planned with cake and candles AND beer! As always the weekend rounds off with the QUIZ where Operatives will be tested on their knowledge and fitness to progress within the cause. Pub tells me that a Wii extravaganza is planned for monday. Excellent!

Our Allies the dragons, have followed up their initial request for next year's St George's day - which is pleasing.  We, here at SPECTRE are in the process now of putting a team together to plan how best to protect these fabulous creatures from sword wealding -so called - knights in armour! If anyone wishes to volunteer to lead (or take part) this project please get in touch with Agent Z of Z division. If anyone can find him!


@GreyCatOfficial has also requested assistance - and we have been pleased to lend him our team of highly trained big cats for a top secret mission! All I can say is - fat cats beware!

I remain concerned by the  @captainLimey 's mental state. His tweets about Colons were certainly worrying, but he assures me all is under control and the "little old lady" population is safe. And it is good to know that @CorvusFluff has got over the Wind Problem and is now back in charge. Prawns are a wonderful motivational thing.


New follower @CatnipKing is the obvious choice to head up the Catnip Caper - as he has connections with our associates over at #WLF. This leaves @sofizy to tend the cherry tree ( down Checkhov) and the baby Apples. Trees are important to #SPECTRE and don't you forget it!
While @labourCat has signed up for @OlsenHalkier's Shere Khan Claw Flexing Course...

Finally, for this round up - we are pleased to announce that @TomFoxTom has been promoted to Head of Imaginative, Evasive and Creative Statements. We await with intrigue what his future pronouncements will be..

Rover and Out