Still exceptionally upset by this loss of an hour that the humans love so much. Extra daylight indeed! Who needs daylight?
Our pub lost trade and sleep! Operatives found themselves losing essential download time: especially @Callimund who had planned to sleep through the entire fiasco - in the interest of science of course.
It was decided: at the emergency SPECTRE meeting: held at a really top secret location known only to the few (and our Mole at the FO) that something would have to be done...
And so we put our top Operatives on the case. Under the watchful watch of Z, troops were dispatched to analyse maps, check clocks, and even patrol the furthest reaches of our empire. Even @sgt_fang woke up long enough to put the prawns at our disposal. Yes, things were that desperate. But his enthusiasm for the chase didn't last long and he returned to the drilling for which he is famous!
@CorvusFluff and the Flying Division - have been conspicuous at the sides of road - indeed they have given new meaning to a rookery of crows. We admire their bravery but wonder what they hope to achieve by such flaunting of wings and numbers...
@olsenHalkier ventured to Stockholm to see how things were hanging, while at @fordthecat was hunting new Operatives at a top secret location somewhere near Cambridge. We are assured that double and even triple agents are plentiful there.
Our van ally - @bluebellstweets informed us of life in the fast lane and while our undercover cat @hutchinsonDave took further interest in debunking the "budgie myth" of cheap booze, fags and pasties - which so engulfed our human enemies that they missed the theft of time - we here at SPECTRE created havoc and let loose the dogs of war!
No word came from our allies the dragons - we assume they still have their hour and our oblivious to the trials and tribulations affecting us cats and our plans for domination. And so with rumours of bugs affecting twitter followers, our weekend came to an end...
More next weekend
Rover and Out
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