Operation Weekend Roundup

It's still all go here!


Top Secret Negotiations have been going on this week, and unfortunately, if I told you what they were about I would have to kill you...


@HJEmilio_ gave us a scare, at the beginning of the week,  with his giant forks plan. And I'm still not sure that he's put the right paperwork in. I await information from Accounts. But I remind you Largo,  If you haven't HEADS WILL ROLL...

Fortunately @Jaws_007 has issued sensible advice to all would be dictators  around the world, that the one thing we should NEVER DO is tell the spy our evil plan before we kill him. I do hope Younger Operatives are paying attention.

I am pleased to report  that @OlsenHaliker  head of the NORDIC Division, has been working tirelessly on the sound Sher Khan makes when flexing his claws and will be running training courses for all Operatives interested in using this technique. @MonocledCat and @tonicaek have made contact to compare moustaches and I believe this has led to the setting up a new division code name MONOCLE. Any Operatives and allies interested in working with this branch, or attending the training should let Agent Z know immediately. If they can find him...

Our alliance with @Captainlimey from CLENCH goes from strength to strength. The newton reflector telescope is up and running, and plans are afoot to take over the Moonbase operated by those sweet young ladies in the purple wigs. Some anxious moments were experienced by our Accounts department - who have not been having a good time of it this week - when @hutchinsonDave and the good Captain could not agree on which SHADO operative was going to be handed over to the tax man. But negotiations are on going and no doubt all will be resolved in time.


Talking of time, @calliemund reported that there has been a timewarp - with news of events of 100 years ago being played out on the news. However a bird was caught so the universe righted itself eventually.


@Sofizy is planning an excursion to Vienna to investigate the pastries - no doubt when he is less bloated, the head of our Tree Division  will be reporting back on the efficacy of this experiment. Ally @h00tings gave us concern with his caper at the train station, but we were assured that he was wearing a safety vest at the time. @davey_deee spent part of the week wearing socks that would have made Ronald MacDonald proud - but he promised to give them back. So all in all: all is well...

Our Index department were pleased to report that intelligence received from  @TomFoxTom has proved invaluable. His news about Puff the Magic Dragon's later rap career as Puff TMD was received with cheers. They don't get out much, bless them. And in an even rarer outing for the Department of quotes - @ sharpCoupe gave so much mirth that our team responded by sending out Dick Emery Quotes. But it's fine now, they've  all gone for a lie down!


Rover and Out