You know it's going to be a bad day when one of your Operatives interrupts an important meeting to tell you there's a fake arm in the Piranha tank. It gets even worse, when immediately after you've demanded an answer from your followers on Twitter, you find that the damned archenemy autocorrect has decided to change your typing of "roll" to "role".
Let me assure you Operatives, that whoever put the arm in the tank, will NOT be treading the boards of the RSC: unless it's as Hamlet's dead father - with the emphasis on DEAD!
Still, Zorro has finished collating all reports from Operation Weekend and it seems that a good time was had by all - bar a few. @battydash reconnoitered @FossebridgeInn and report that it is a place worthy of #SPECTRE's attention. And our pub @poringlandoak reports that the quiz, and real ales went down a treat.
Alas, Operatives B&C of @callimund - were forced to abandon patrols because of snow; while @hutchinsondave proves that life undercover as a human, is not easy, as one disaster after another befell his weekend. First the lack of Nicotine, then the lack of Cheese and Onion Crisps. If our Dave were not made of sterner stuff, I feel that this CEO would be looking for another Cat to take on such vital work.
Till Next Time,
Rover
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