Monday 9 July 2012

It seems that we have been caught out. Finally after nearly 70 years someone found the photo! Let's hope they don't find the one on the grassy knoll.... or the close up sharp shooter









Oops. (spot the cat)





@sharpecoupe is currently working with R&D on an invisibility cloak. He informs us, it is in prototype phase and ready for testing. Let us hope it works - as any more photos like the one above and things could get really hairy at the HQ.

It seems I spoke too soon...

The lab boys have been having severe issues with the weather machine -they tell us it's under control but i'm not sooo sure. I have told them to sort it and rest assured one more incident like this and - heads will roll!

And roll they did when I found out that Radio 4 felt  it necessary to inform the general public that the world was round. Of course it was not helped by @fordthecat reporting to us that the world is an oblate spheroid. 


Really there are things #SPECTRE: - and the human race at large do not need to know...


 R&D have come up with some cunning contraptions for the merry month of July - to amaze and delight the natives. 
While I 
 remain pretty much convinced that one of these machines will work I'm not so sure about the other. 

Can somebody please apply for the job of head of R&D. I need someone who is committed, energetic and a world renowned scientist. I quite like the look of this cat's jib but think he might just be a look alike... and as for this chap below - I'm sure he's a bit too serious for us...

In other news, 

SPECTRE  passed a milestone a little while ago. No prizes were issued, though One Operative did take a short holiday.
He didn't have a job to come back to...  we are not a charity you know. But as he quite likes the life out there he's not complaining.


The training team report that our experiments to educate dogs are going well. we wish them luck with this. As surely there must be a limit to this work


Our allies the Dragons have introduced is to a new recruit. He looks a splendid chap and we look forward to working with him in the near future.

 
  
I remain a little worried that there has been no news from Nordic Division. We have contacted our allies at the North Pole and hope that @Santascat will have news for us soon.


Until then - as always -
ROVER AND OUT