Wednesday 10 October 2012

Careless tweets CAUSE MEMOS

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ALL OPERATIVES AND ALLIES PLEASE NOTE: 

Due to a careless tweet from our normally well organised and efficient Ally @Mrcnessna -our new HQ (We've only been here a few days remember) resembles a high tec' car forecourt.


What did he do wrong? 

 Did heads roll?

You may well ask.....

He rashly pointed out that Blofeld - he who thinks he runs #SPECTRE  - had got VW's. Well that was enough for Purchase and Aquisitions. With a total disregard for the sensibilities of the Accounts Department, they go out and spend, what can only be described as a LUDICROUS amount of money!

Rest assured we are dealing with the issue. But it will be a slow and calculating time ahead.



Fortunately for all  there are dogs in desperate need of a place to sing.


And we are currently interviewing for an Arthur Daleyesque   figure to remove our  unwanted and surplus car issue.

I have received a  CV from this character - if anyone can vouch for him. We will hire him immediately...

Until then, 
Rover and Out

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