ALL OPERATIVES AND ALLIES PLEASE NOTE:
Due to a careless tweet from our normally well organised and efficient Ally @Mrcnessna -our new HQ (We've only been here a few days remember) resembles a high tec' car forecourt.
What did he do wrong?
Did heads roll?
You may well ask.....
He rashly pointed out that Blofeld - he who thinks he runs #SPECTRE - had got VW's. Well that was enough for Purchase and Aquisitions. With a total disregard for the sensibilities of the Accounts Department, they go out and spend, what can only be described as a LUDICROUS amount of money!
Rest assured we are dealing with the issue. But it will be a slow and calculating time ahead.
Fortunately for all there are dogs in desperate need of a place to sing.
And we are currently interviewing for an Arthur Daleyesque figure to remove our unwanted and surplus car issue.
I have received a CV from this character - if anyone can vouch for him. We will hire him immediately...
Until then,
Rover and Out
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