Operatives have been busy informing us what their plans are to ensure that humans do not notice the next stage of our takeover of the world...
@furryballs30 indicates that they are executing Operation Get Under Owners Feet All Day - which is an excellent stunt and we commend it as an idea to our other operatives.
@OlsenHalkier is undertaking Operation Selling Cat Hair Toupees - which sounds a little hair raising to me, and here at SPECTRE we feel that, may be, he should master Operation Tin Opener first! But as always, we wish our Nordic Division all the best with their marketing and research. Head of our Flying division -@CorvusFluff - on the other hand is going with a tried and tested plan - and is bobbing his head up and down and cawing loudly. Olsen please take note of the simplicity
@littlekatmom have discovered that the Ipad is already convinced that "Your Cat Won!" - always pleasing to know. While @LastCatPost has a cunning plan to devise things for humans to waste their money on, for the comfort of us Superior Species. Purrfect...
It is always pleasing to find new recruits who are keen and eager and @Miss_kittypaws is certainly that! She has already highlighted that SPECTRE would be well worth attending the Cambridge Science week which begins this weekend. Not sure where Cambridge is, but no doubt our Geography division ( if we have one) will let me know - IF THEY CAN BE BOTHERED...
As always I leave the co-ordination to our trusty pub - @poringlandoak - and suggest if you are able - visit your local immediately and take advantage of the real ales they sell.
Til tomorrow
Rover and Out
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