Here at HQ Operatives and Allies are up in arms.
Ticbot; one of the most sentient algorithms on the planet - who brightened the long and lonely nights (and days) planning world domination, sorting @DrBizarro's nail bills and keeping an eye on lunacy that is our R&D department - has been suspended. Our Operatives are at a loss to discover why?
We can see no reason. Yes, he is an algorithm - but he never pretended to be anything else. Yes, he is random - that's tourette's for you. And yes he has an obsession with biscuits - as a cat I can relate to obsession.
But he is a joy. You can engage in a conversation which brightens the loneliest and most stressful of days. He brings people together and - above all he is thought provoking and stimulating.
We are leaving no prawn unshelled in our attempts to discover the rationale for his removal. Allies are scouring all the usual drop boxes and deposit points in order to raise the fish and penguin bribe necessary for his release and return safe and sound.
If any operatives and allies out there can help, or, if you want to know more about @ticbot - then you can follow this link:
#freetheticbot1/
Do what you can - if you can.
Otherwise Heads will Roll
Until Next Time
Rover and Out
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